what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?her/she
WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTESi know right this pun was pretty… sweet
I can stomach it
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry
life sucks when you’re not dating me
i want you all to know i have found someone that i love and want to spend the rest of my life with
remember kids: love yourself
it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span
why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
Cute kisses one second.
Kneading your face the next.
okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like
poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people
this movie is so good
and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history
and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean
and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs